we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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