check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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