I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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