i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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