I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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