just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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