In the future we'll all be gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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