So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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