Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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