Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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