wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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