i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So. Much. Porn.
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