im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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