i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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