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please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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