we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
