1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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