tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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