Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize