question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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