I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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