Dual....:-)
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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