After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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