But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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