I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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