$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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