He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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