No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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