I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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