If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
In other news, I just burned my penis
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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