you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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