you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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