Midget sex pt 2 tonight
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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