Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
