Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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