Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
and you fell through a lawn chair
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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