I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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