I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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