I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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