Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I know her cup size but not her name....
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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