Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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