would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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