Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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