I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Randomize
