No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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