How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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