We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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