Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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