We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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