Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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