I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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