Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
you never un-have a 4some
Who died my cat blue again?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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