Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize