hotel room ftw
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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