You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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