Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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