And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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