i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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